facts-i-just-made-up:

goddamnshinyrock:

victusinveritas:

Meeting of the Minds in the Outer Banks.

to everyone in the notes like ‘wow, I didn’t know sea turtles were that big!’: they’re not (this is not a leatherback), this is photoshopped. The horse image is a stock photo, to which the sea turtle (wildly out of scale) and the man with the camera were added.

source

Please note however that there are many beach turtles that can attain enormous size relative to horses, as seen in this completely unedited and unaltered real photograph that I took this morning:

withswords:

rileyrose31:

withswords:

^ me shocked that normal people don’t know ben drowned lore

I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that Ben drowned.

you cannot begin to imagine what happened to ben

driftingballoons:

Climbing him

girlbossjodiarias:

escuerzoresucitado:

#all they serve is cunt

retroactivebakeries:

kisxmesoftly:

literallyaflame:

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

cheddar-baby:

adobe-outdesign:

adobe-outdesign:

Pokemon is amazing because it started out being coded with duct tape and prayers by a small team of people. flash forward twenty years and guess what? it’s now coded with duct tape and prayers by a medium-sized team of people

ALT

animentality:

desert-palm:

parotcardsroxy:

parotcardsroxy:

no amount of bird posts i make can ever capture how truly strange bitterns are

i say this with so much love and adoration in my heart. what the fuck is that

(american, least, great, and yellow bitterns)

ejacutastic:

honestly will never forget this older client we had who told me how her life had gotten so much better with time and age and asked how old I was and when I told her I was 28, she said I was just a baby and reassured me I had so much time ahead of me and how much better it’ll get as I grow into my life. There was such an indescribable amount of love and hope in that single interaction I think I’ll hold it with me forever.

ralfmaximus:

toastbutteregg:

HELL YEAH FUCK HIM UP YOUR HONOR